1834 MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE SE

Available Aug 1: HAIL to your dream home, a 4-bedroom, 4.5-bathroom masterpiece so bold it could lead the Washington Commanders to a Super Bowl! Nestled near RFK Stadium in vibrant Hill East, this 3-story home is so close to the metro that Jayden Daniels could launch a perfect spiral from your back porch and hit the station (Hail Yeah!). This is the ultimate home-field advantage for urban living!
Key Features:
Bedrooms Built for Champions: All four bedrooms are so massive, you can fit a king or queen-sized bed with space for your Commanders memorabilia or emotional support burgundy-and-gold pillow collection. Closets? They’re practically walk-in trophy cases for your fan gear!
4.5 Baths—Victory-Worthy: The powder room’s so slick it deserves its own highlight reel, and the full baths boast mirrors galore—perfect for practicing your post-game press conference face. Never wait for a shower, whether you’re washing off tailgate face paint or soaking in a victory bath.
Living Spaces That Command Attention: The open-concept living area is ready for a Commanders watch party and a post-game celebration. The kitchen? A culinary red zone with counter space vast enough to prep game-day nachos for the entire defensive line.
Metro Stop in Daniels’ Range: Forget walking—Jayden Daniels could fire a rocket pass from your backyard to the metro stop. Zip to downtown DC faster than you can chant “H-T-T-C!” Public transit’s so close, your car might retire to the bench.
Solar-Powered Sideline: Sleek solar panels keep your bills lower than a Commanders’ turnover count, letting you live green while cheering burgundy. Save the planet and your wallet—Dan Quinn would give you a game ball for that!
Bonus Perks: A backyard perfect for perfecting your Commanders fight song dance, and neighbors so hyped they’ll join your “Sweet Caroline” singalong after every touchdown.
Location, Location, Location: Perfectly situated in Hill East, where Sala Thai and Duffy’s are closer than your fantasy football roster updates. The metro’s a Daniels dart away, making city adventures or in-law escapes smoother than a fourth-quarter comeback. Don’t get sacked on this one! Contact us today to tour this gridiron gem. Warning: You may start painting your face burgundy and gold before you sign the lease.
Disclaimer: Washington Commanders not included, but Jayden Daniels’ arm strength sets the metro distance standard. Solar savings depend on how many game-day lights you leave on. Bring your own Commanders helmet for royal bed measurements. Owner RE Agent.