Well hello! I'm Alex. I'm your new best apartment finding genie in a bottle friend. When I'm not being super helpful finding people apartments, I spend my days reading fancy poetry, drinking 80 year old scotches, and developing a new martial art I call taco jitsu (the ancient art of eating tacos). Oh, and I'm free to work with. That's pretty cool.
Remember the part in that movie where the record scratches and everyone stops in their tracks to see what just happened. The wild bewilderment of witnessing something so outrageously unique, it can't be helped but to put a quick pause on space and time itself in order to look at what just happened? Well, coming here is like that. Many people I've taken here have had that "looney toons jaw drop" expression (which is something you should totally google for some nostalgia sake). So yeah, if you want to have that experience, come check this place out!