We're Taco Street Locating. A taco organization with an apartment locating problem. Don't worry, it makes sense. We're awesome like that extra hunk of guacamole that gracefully mounts your al-pastor. Awesome like the creamy salsa verde that provides the cool and spicy balance to your barbacoa. We're the warm corn and or flour tortilla that brings order to your chaotic apartment research mess. Together, we can do something beautiful - finding you that new apartment. Plus, you don't have to pay us anything. Cool!
"Save me your tears, you cretins!" you gloat to your newly vanquished opponent. And now you're Queen. You've finally conquered all of your villainous enemies, And now, from your throne (which happens to be from the living room of your fabulous new luxury apartment) you are now free to rule with your iron fist of justice and righteousness. Soon people from all over will come visit you by your swanky poolside cabana while you sip fancy champagne asking for favors. Epic.