Ridiculous metal object in living room...

There are no grocery stores within 10 miles of this location.

There are no restaurants within 10 miles of this location.

There is no public transportation within 10 miles of this location.

There are no airports within 50 miles of this location.

There are no schools within 10 miles of this location.

There are no parks within 10 miles of this location.

There are no bars, clubs, or museums within 10 miles of this location.

There are no pet services or dog parks within 10 miles of this location.