We're Taco Street Locating. We're a lovely bunch of taco-enthused apartment locators. We've made an unholy pact with The Great Taco Devil in which we've agreed to provide the best possible apartment locating service in exchange for unlimited tacos with toppings of our choosing. We're sure this bargain will have some dramatic consequences in the future, but right now it's awesome. Anyways, let us know what you're looking for in a new apartment and we'll take care of the rest. Plus, we're free to work with (that was part of our Great Taco Bargain).
"Save me your tears, you cretins!" you gloat to your newly vanquished opponent. And now you're Queen. You've finally conquered all of your villainous enemies, And now, from your throne (which happens to be from the living room of your fabulous new luxury apartment) you are now free to rule with your iron fist of justice and righteousness. Soon people from all over will come visit you by your swanky poolside cabana while you sip fancy champagne asking for favors. Epic.